Sometimes a girl just needs to go out by herself, and with dear boyfriend out of town, I thought I'd go down to my old haunts where just two years back I was partying up a storm as the belle of the dancefloor.

You know what? I think I have a thing for Asian men. No, not local Chinese men - I think I'm done with them. I'm referring to the other variations of the Asian race. 

Have you ever two-timed your date? No, I mean seriously two-timing him or her, not just on the same day but at the same location and at the same freaking time. If you haven't, then my valuable piece of advice is, "don't".

That's it. The verdict is out. The local boys are all misers. At least the ones I've had the misfortune of meeting. You can't believe how bleak the situation is. Even the men from China aren't this bad. Okay, aside from the fact that almost half the time I'm just nodding my head in politeness to what sounds like gibberish to me.