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Think Profile; Chillin' with Snoop-Dogg
Written by Stanley Holditch   

I recently caught up with Snoop-Dogg on his latest trip to Singapore, and we sat down and "rapped" for a bit. Here's what the famous west-coast hip-hop pioneer had to say...

Snoop-Dogg

Think: Snoop, homie, word...

Snoop: What?!

Think: Uh...nothin'. So...what brings you to Singapore? You do know the chronic is illegal here?

Snoop: Yeah man, but you know, sumtimes I just straight dig chillin in da Izzityizeast, droppin chronic plates and gettin my propa swerve on, 2 for 1 style. Know what I'm sayin?

Snoop: I don't love dem ho's.

Think: You tell em that?

Snoop: Yeah.

Think: And?

Snoop: Dey wuz out da doe'.

Think: Hmm... What do you think about the Singlish?

Snoop: Yeah main, dat sh*t's all tripped out on the loc tip, but it's cool do'. Dey don't be tellin' me I can't never be usin no double negatives and sh*t.

Think: Word bro! Solid!

Mr. T: Shut up sucker! Pay Mr. Dogg some respect, you cracker-ass devil!

Think: Mr T.? What the hell are you doing here?

Mr. T: I'm Mr. Dogg's bodyguard.

Think: Far fall from the A-Team, huh?

Mr. T: My vocational situation is not the topical focusation of the interviewification! Besides it could be worse.

Think: Oh, yeah?

Mr. T: Yeah. Murdock is hosting a Holiday Inn lounge, and Face is doing softcore porn with Mark Hammil.

Snoop: Could we please get back to the interview? Damn...

Think: Yeah, sorry. So, what's up with the new album?

Snoop: Yo dat sh*t's straight off the hook.

Think: What hook?

Snoop: Shut up motherfukka, or I'm gonna have to get gatt'-tacular on yo ass!!! What is it with you crackers anyway? Why y'all always straight trippin' on the blizza?

Think: Ummm... classist urban planning?

Snoop: Y'all always say that sh*t.

Think: So anyway, Snoop, what's next? What ya got planned? Smokin' indo and sippin' on gin and juice?

Snoop: Naw, fool. Snoop's hittin' da' big screen. Hollywizzood nigga! I'm starring in a buddy movie with David Spade. I play an inner city thizzugg, sloped out on da chronic tip, and he plays a nerdy little white dude. We're both LAPD trackin down a jewel thief played by Bill Paxon.

Think: Yeah, sounds great. You gonna pass that sh*t or what?

 

Our valuable member Stanley Holditch has been with us since Tuesday, 14 October 2008.

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